Tiny Anthem
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Coming soon · real vocals · two sides a song

Say it
in a song.

Type one line. Get it sung straight back as a little cassette you can send. Their name, your inside joke, the thing you’d never say out loud, recorded into a tiny anthem in about a minute.

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happy birthday, mum
The whole thing

Three taps
to a tape.

01 — Type it

One line is plenty

A name, a memory, a punchline, an apology. Write it the way you’d text it.

02 — Pick a sound

Any genre you fancy

From an 80s power ballad to drum & bass. The sillier the mismatch, the better it lands.

03 — Send the tape

They press play

It arrives as a cassette with a handwritten label. They hit play and hear themselves, sung.

Six real examples

No two
the same.

Same idea, six wildly different songs. HoverTap a tape to hear what one line becomes.

Happy birthday Mum, sorry the card's late again 80s Power Ballad
Marry me, Sam? Musical Theatre
Whoever keeps leaving mugs in the sink, I know it's you Metal
WE GOT THE HOUSE Drum & Bass
New job, you absolute legend Reggae
Forgive me, I ate your leftovers Gregorian Chant
Seventeen styles

In whatever key
the moment needs.

80s Power BalladDrum & BassMusical TheatreGregorian ChantRap / Hip-HopReggaeTechnoAcousticHouseMetalTranceLo-FiRockPunkPopGrimeCountry80s Power BalladDrum & BassMusical TheatreGregorian ChantRap / Hip-HopReggaeTechnoAcousticHouseMetalTranceLo-FiRockPunkPopGrimeCountry
CountryGrimePopPunkRockLo-FiTranceMetalHouseAcousticTechnoReggaeRap / Hip-HopGregorian ChantMusical TheatreDrum & Bass80s Power BalladCountryGrimePopPunkRockLo-FiTranceMetalHouseAcousticTechnoReggaeRap / Hip-HopGregorian ChantMusical TheatreDrum & Bass80s Power Ballad
Made for the awkward bits

For the moments
a text can’t carry.

Happy birthday

for the one who has everything except a song

I'm sorry

when a text really won't cover it

Big news

announce it like it deserves

I love you

in a key you'd never say it out loud in

Good luck

a two-minute pep rally in their pocket

Thank you

for people who wave off a gift

Just because

no occasion, that's the point

Congratulations

make the whole thing embarrassing, kindly

Why it feels like a gift

Small, silly, and
completely yours.

TWO FOR ONE

Two sides, one go

Every song comes back as two takes, an A and a B. Two performances, keep whichever one makes them laugh hardest.

REAL VOCALS

Actual singing

Proper melodies and a real-sounding voice, not a robot buzzing your words back at you.

FAST

Ready in a minute

Type it and it’s sung back before the kettle’s boiled. No studio, no waiting around.

A KEEPSAKE

A tape, not a file

It lands as a cassette made for one person, with their message written on the label. Nobody forgets the one you made them.

SIDE B
Your turn

Make your
first tape.

Tiny Anthem is nearly ready. Leave your email and we’ll send you a single message the day you can make your first one.

No spam. One email, the day it lands.